The Way to a Murloc’s Heart is…

… through his stomach, of course.

note: all pics in this article can be clicked for the full-sized version. Posted on the official WoW forums here, also.

So on this sweetest holiday of hearts and candy, I was determined to find love. This should be easy, right? On my draenei Priest alt, Lekku, armed with my [Romantic Picnic Basket], I set off to find love.

I arrived in Southshore and set up my romantic picnic along the water’s edge and attempted to woo my first murloc.

He approached me with interest, but apparently love’s spell had not yet conquered his heart, and things didn’t go very well from there.

Then we um… took a nap… yea… after that. Just a nap. I promise he’s ok and still breathing.

Nevermind the shiny sparklies. He’s alive, really.

Feeling rejected, I met up with another murloc. Sadly, his love for a draenei Priest in a skimpy dress was null as well. You’d think the murlocs had no idea it was Valentine’s Day or something.

By now I was completely heartbroken. What did I need to do in order to express my love to these murlocs on the sweetest day of the whole year, and get love in return? What was the secret to unlocking their scaly heart? How could I make these murlocs love me? Then it hit me:

“Think like a murloc.” I filled my [Romantic Picnic Basket] with plenty of freshly caught fish, right off the shores of Southshore, and attempted another pass at love.

… And was successful :) Happy Valentine’s Day, Azeroth! And remember… the way to a murloc’s heart is through his stomach. <3

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